Unsurprisingly, the first step in enjoying a mobile day out here is to get yourself some wheels. It's not recommended to hire a motorbike yet thousands of visitors do; so to use a well-worn Thai/English expression, it's really 'up to you' although we'd certainly lean towards the 'four-wheels-good' attitude as the driving in Thailand can sometimes be erratic (read dangerous) to say the least.
If you head to Naithon Beach in the north of Phuket and then go south you'll come across some gorgeous vistas. Try to hug the beach roads as much as possible but the route inevitably heads inland from time to time. You'll eventually get to Surin Beach which is a good location for lunch plus there are equally good options further south on Route 4233. If you happen to be on a budget then remember that the restaurants on the left-hand side of the road are cheaper than those on the righthand side. Seaside views come at a price.
The drive south to Patong – Phuket’s 'Party Central' town – comprises lots of photogenic views so don't rush things and don't be afraid of pulling over to take snaps and selfies. Just before Patong you'll eventually come to a flat coastal road flanking Kalim Beach then straight after, because of Patong's one-way system, you'll be obliged to drive through Sin City. Follow the bend heading into town then take the first right and stay on the route out of town up the hill towards Karon Beach. This elevated winding and dipping road has some outstandingly picturesque views out on the Andaman Sea. Eventually you’ll descend to a flat sixkilometre stretch flanking Karon Beach. It's worth stopping along the way here simply to jump up and down because, believe it or not, Karon Beach's sand actually squeaks when you walk on it!
At the end the road will rise a little then swiftly dip into Kata Centre. At the following three-way intersection take the right-hand turn and you’ll come to Kata Beach. This is quite a busy spot and if you want to stop and explore for a while keep a sharp eye out for parking spaces along the left of the road. Heading further south, take a right turn at the T-junction and pass the swank Boathouse hotel then a sharp left up what seems like an almost suicidal gradient and you'll soon be way above the coastline from Kata to Nai Harn.
If there were prizes for the prettiest drive on the island this route would win hands down. Dip, climb, and curve your way to the famous and well-frequented (you'll see lots of cars parked there) 'Three Beaches' viewpoint where you can gaze back on where you've just come from at the surf-lined Kata, Karon beaches with Kata Noi Beach just below. If you follow the main road down from here towards Nai Harn, on a clear day as the route descends left you can see the Phi Phi islands some 40km away. Pass a few elephant camps then drive through Nai Harn village. Follow the signage and you'll get to one of the most natural beaches on the island. Largely undeveloped because of the Buddhist temple owning the beach's hinterland, Nai Harn is a delight.
From Nai Harn itself you’ll spot three windmill-like structures in the nearby southern hills. Drive up to this spot through the verdant national park at about six o'clock in the evening as you'll get the best sunset views in the south of Phuket. Forget overcrowded and touristy tawdry Phromthep Cape further to the south: this is where it's at: Happy motoring!